# Even for Amazon, this is a little on the nose... **URL:** \ **Category:** Just for fun!\ **Tags:** accelerate\ **Created:** [September 8, 2026, 6:06pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/even-for-amazon-this-is-a-little-on-the-nose/7522 "2026-09-08T18:06:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HobbesIsMyTiger](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/hobbesismytiger/32/8000_2.png) [@HobbesIsMyTiger](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/HobbesIsMyTiger)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2026, 6:06pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/even-for-amazon-this-is-a-little-on-the-nose/7522/1 "2026-09-08T18:06:41Z")
I just got this email from Amazon Lending > | **Share your insights on Amazon Lending** | > | --- | > > Attending the Accelerate Conference? Amazon Lending would love to learn more about your experience as a Seller. > > Complete this short survey (~2 minutes) and share the email you used to complete the survey at the Amazon Lending booth to claim a Monopoly board game or other game of your choosing. Ask Amazon 3PS to take their survey about Amazon loans and go the Amazon convention get Monopoly the board game… ---
**Author:** ![joebcrafts](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/joebcrafts/32/488_2.png) [@joebcrafts](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/joebcrafts)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2026, 6:19pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/even-for-amazon-this-is-a-little-on-the-nose/7522/2 "2026-09-08T18:19:49Z")
Monopoly customized for Amazon: - Instead of houses and hotels they are fulfillment centers and data centers. - Go to Jail is instead Seller Suspended and there is no get out free card. Other games: RISK with custom pieces: Infantry (Smile Van), Cavalry (Smile Semi), Artillery (Blue Origin Rocket) Sorry (just kidding, this won’t be available) ---
**Author:** ![papy](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/papy/32/7639_2.png) [@papy](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/papy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2026, 7:23pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/even-for-amazon-this-is-a-little-on-the-nose/7522/3 "2026-09-08T19:23:28Z")
> [@joebcrafts](#): > > Monopoly customized for Amazon: > > - Instead of houses and hotels they are fulfillment centers and data centers. > - Go to Jail is instead Seller Suspended and there is no get out free card. There are no Community Chest cards, only Chance cards for Sellers with things like - paid a guru to do some crime to restore my account - submitted retail receipts - filed a case with Seller Support - appealed an A-to-z decision - sent item to a different address at Buyer request - split a shipment wildcard - used the cheap packing tape - requested a positive product review - tried to correct a category by using the tool The suspense… ---
**Author:** ![Dogtamer](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/dogtamer/32/4766_2.png) [@Dogtamer](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/Dogtamer)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/even-for-amazon-this-is-a-little-on-the-nose/7522/4 "2026-09-08T19:37:26Z")
> [@papy](#): > > There are no Community Chest cards > … Look closer, my friend. There ARE Seller Community Chest Cards. They all state (vaguely), in some of the finest print imaginable, “Payable to Amazon.” 😓 ---
**Author:** ![Lost\_My\_Marbles](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/lost_my_marbles/32/2919_2.png) [@Lost\_My\_Marbles](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/Lost_My_Marbles)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2026, 7:43pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/even-for-amazon-this-is-a-little-on-the-nose/7522/5 "2026-09-08T19:43:20Z")
… well at least there is a ball and chain token for me to move around 😏 ---
**Author:** ![SellerFeller](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/sellerfeller/32/7364_2.png) [@SellerFeller](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/SellerFeller)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 9:37am UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/even-for-amazon-this-is-a-little-on-the-nose/7522/6 "2026-09-10T09:37:04Z")
> [@joebcrafts](#): > > Monopoly customized for Amazon: > > - Instead of houses and hotels they are fulfillment centers and data centers. > - Go to Jail is instead Seller Suspended and there is no get out free card. > [@papy](#): > > There are no Community Chest cards, only Chance cards for Sellers with things like > > - paid a guru to do some crime to restore my account > - submitted retail receipts > - filed a case with Seller Support > - appealed an A-to-z decision > - sent item to a different address at Buyer request > - split a shipment wildcard > - used the cheap packing tape > - requested a positive product review > - tried to correct a category by using the tool In all seriousness, this could be a successful product (in college, we made a Monopoly clone about our fraternity; my favorite card was “Loan Lenny Money, Lose $200.” The game got played a lot.). Potential names for the game could be “Ecommerce,” “Seller Sanity,” or “Da’ Nile” (plays off of both the Amazon River and the denial sellers experience thinking that things will improve). ---
**Author:** ![Dogtamer](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/dogtamer/32/4766_2.png) [@Dogtamer](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/Dogtamer)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 5:23pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/even-for-amazon-this-is-a-little-on-the-nose/7522/7 "2026-09-10T17:23:54Z")
> [@SellerFeller](#): > > In all seriousness, this could be a successful product > … Seconded. On the board’s four most-cardinal points, where the railroads appear in most of the original game’s later iterations, I’d propose using “FBA,” “AGL,” “AWD,” & “GWD.” To reflect reality, I’d also propose that landing on one of those spots immediately imposes the possibility of suffering an unexpected financial loss, and the added burden of perhaps spending _multiple turns_ `round the board trying to prove that you’re correctly asserting you yourself aren’t to blame, and that Denial is a river in Egypt.