# Lighten Up!

**URL:** <https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116>\
**Category:** Just for fun!\
**Created:** [January 31, 2023, 1:22am UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116 "2023-01-31T01:22:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 124

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**Author:** ![VitRhea](https://sellersasksellers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@VitRhea](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/VitRhea)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 1:56pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2542 "2025-12-23T13:56:24Z")

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> [@dwat0870](#):
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> I have a ‘black thumb’ and know better than to buy a plant that will end up dead anyway —

We have fairly nice silk and plastic plants these days.

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**Author:** ![dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/dwat0870/32/5233_2.png) [@dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/dwat0870)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 4:11pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2543 "2025-12-23T16:11:26Z")

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> [@VitRhea](#):
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> We have fairly nice silk and plastic plants these days.

Since I work in the dungeon (basement) they would just gather dust and cobwebs. Besides that, they would occupy shelf space I need for all the valuable papers and inventory I have stacked around here. /S 🤣🤣🤣

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**Author:** ![Lost\_My\_Marbles](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/lost_my_marbles/32/2919_2.png) [@Lost\_My\_Marbles](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/Lost_My_Marbles)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2025, 5:37pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2544 "2025-12-23T17:37:04Z")

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> [@dwat0870](#):
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> Besides that, they would occupy shelf space I need

We think we found your empty shelf space …

 ![AdobeExpressPhotos_8c95d88da5ca4e6e8fdab357ee086903_CopyEdited](https://sellersasksellers.com/uploads/default/original/3X/b/6/b6d6d049a904f6125f3ef471c7a320d7d59125eb.png)

It’s definitely a dark space and probably does …

> [@dwat0870](#):
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> gather dust and cobwebs.

😏

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**Author:** ![Racing\_Stripes](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/racing_stripes/32/3116_2.png) [@Racing\_Stripes](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/Racing_Stripes)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2025, 4:45am UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2545 "2025-12-24T04:45:33Z")

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Obviously AI but still funny

 ![603918119_10242232299523757_1323613758633308215_n](https://sellersasksellers.com/uploads/default/original/3X/f/4/f4235fbe5f2974825b192c7cba89c7956c29c354.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![SellerFeller](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/sellerfeller/32/7364_2.png) [@SellerFeller](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/SellerFeller)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2025, 11:03am UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2546 "2025-12-24T11:03:02Z")

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I think Hans had a falling out over this.

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**Author:** ![selg](https://sellersasksellers.com/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@selg](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/selg)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2025, 9:11pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2547 "2025-12-24T21:11:10Z")

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How can you tell it is AI?

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**Author:** ![Racing\_Stripes](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/racing_stripes/32/3116_2.png) [@Racing\_Stripes](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/Racing_Stripes)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 4:45pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2548 "2025-12-26T16:45:35Z")

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![605292388_10162602014787637_1558467888525676939_n](https://sellersasksellers.com/uploads/default/original/3X/7/8/78d71b9806d28148e3a5db405eb50e962a3ab0bd.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![Lost\_My\_Marbles](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/lost_my_marbles/32/2919_2.png) [@Lost\_My\_Marbles](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/Lost_My_Marbles)\
**Post date:** [December 26, 2025, 4:58pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2549 "2025-12-26T16:58:00Z")

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> [@Racing\_Stripes](#):
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> ![605292388_10162602014787637_1558467888525676939_n](https://sellersasksellers.com/uploads/default/original/3X/7/8/78d71b9806d28148e3a5db405eb50e962a3ab0bd.jpeg)

 ![image](https://sellersasksellers.com/uploads/default/original/3X/f/b/fb9ffd7c1c7d61efa85ca891033e0cc869ff23a9.png)

😏

> **...**
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> @Pepper_Thine_Angus … you know! … you know!

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**Author:** ![papy](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/papy/32/7639_2.png) [@papy](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/papy)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 6:50pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2550 "2025-12-27T18:50:40Z")

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7 posts were merged into an existing topic: [Training the NSFE mods](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/training-the-nsfe-mods/3545/272)

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**Author:** ![bookwormapril](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/bookwormapril/32/84_2.png) [@bookwormapril](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/bookwormapril)\
**Post date:** [December 27, 2025, 3:05am UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2556 "2025-12-27T03:05:03Z")

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![crtn_Support_Lost](https://sellersasksellers.com/uploads/default/original/3X/a/f/af522b6f2d504ed4776b7882bcf63e1aa43ad8f8.jpeg)

third chair from the left – that’s me if I ever make it

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**Author:** ![dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/dwat0870/32/5233_2.png) [@dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/dwat0870)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2557 "2025-12-28T17:58:38Z")

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![image](https://sellersasksellers.com/uploads/default/original/3X/1/e/1e9f311e040cc29cd14d8a44ce10d3c5b4601741.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![HobbesIsMyTiger](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/hobbesismytiger/32/8000_2.png) [@HobbesIsMyTiger](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/HobbesIsMyTiger)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 7:18pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2558 "2025-12-28T19:18:54Z")

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Flagged for violating community standards prohibiting offensive content.

The only thing worse than a pun is a bad pun (which is all puns).

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**Author:** ![dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/dwat0870/32/5233_2.png) [@dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/dwat0870)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2559 "2025-12-28T21:41:03Z")

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> [@HobbesIsMyTiger](#):
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> Flagged for violating community standards prohibiting offensive content.

I’ll try to do better — 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 ![image](https://sellersasksellers.com/uploads/default/original/3X/a/5/a5363f5695de5de308ca615f9a69b29fbd7f5123.png)

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**Author:** ![HobbesIsMyTiger](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/hobbesismytiger/32/8000_2.png) [@HobbesIsMyTiger](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/HobbesIsMyTiger)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 9:50pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2560 "2025-12-28T21:50:28Z")

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I’ve seen this before. My response is always the same:

I don’t own a car. Who’s funny now? 😉

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**Author:** ![Lost\_My\_Marbles](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/lost_my_marbles/32/2919_2.png) [@Lost\_My\_Marbles](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/Lost_My_Marbles)\
**Post date:** [December 28, 2025, 11:12pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2561 "2025-12-28T23:12:58Z")

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> [@dwat0870](#):
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> > [@HobbesIsMyTiger](#):
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> > Flagged for violating community standards prohibiting offensive content.
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> I’ll try to do better — 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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> ![image](https://sellersasksellers.com/uploads/default/original/3X/a/5/a5363f5695de5de308ca615f9a69b29fbd7f5123.png)

Now we understand why your spouse runs around yelling …

> **... shhhh ... listen ... in chorus ...**
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> " LOCK HIM UP !!! TOSS HIM OUT !!! LOCK HIM UP !!! TOSS HIM OUT !!! "  
> 😏

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**Author:** ![dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/dwat0870/32/5233_2.png) [@dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/dwat0870)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 2:00am UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2562 "2025-12-29T02:00:50Z")

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> [@HobbesIsMyTiger](#):
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> I don’t own a car.

Must be a WAGONeer owner… 😈

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**Author:** ![dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/dwat0870/32/5233_2.png) [@dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/dwat0870)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2563 "2025-12-29T02:10:03Z")

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> [@Lost\_My\_Marbles](#):
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> Now we understand why your spouse runs around yelling …

Actually, THIS might be the reason —

 ![image](https://sellersasksellers.com/uploads/default/original/3X/e/7/e735b2b97f3bd07a640845ce8371f611aa5e7362.jpeg)

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**Author:** ![bookwormapril](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/bookwormapril/32/84_2.png) [@bookwormapril](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/bookwormapril)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 3:02am UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2564 "2025-12-29T03:02:53Z")

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Boy howdee! My husband does a few things just because they annoy me. I know it. And I get annoyed anyway.

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**Author:** ![meredithbead](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/meredithbead/32/430_2.png) [@meredithbead](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/meredithbead)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 8:30am UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2565 "2025-12-29T08:30:26Z")

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> [@bookwormapril](#):
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> My husband does a few things just because they annoy me.

Same with Whozzit. I ignore him, but he asks, “Did you hear me/see that?” Then he tries a joke which I’ve heard at least 4000 times and is older than our combined ages — and when I ignore him again, he’ll start doing Stupid Husband Tricks. Eventually I have to laugh, or he’ll go on forever.

Marriage is weird, or maybe it’s just Whozzit.

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**Author:** ![dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/user_avatar/sellersasksellers.com/dwat0870/32/5233_2.png) [@dwat0870](https://sellersasksellers.com/u/dwat0870)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://sellersasksellers.com/t/lighten-up/116/2566 "2025-12-29T15:05:05Z")

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> [@bookwormapril](#):
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> And I get annoyed anyway.

My wife generally just gets even (more or less).

@meredithbead – "I ignore him, but he asks, “Did you hear me/see that?” "

My wife looks at me and says “I didn’t hear you” and when I start to repeat it she stops me and says “I heard you, I was just giving you a chance to NOT say it again…”

Which I proceed to ignore and repeat whatever bugged her… 😈

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