All that build up for the fastest 2 minutes…
in sports you degenerate pervs. 
Birthday
anniversary
wedding
divorce
humpday (shame on some of you --WEDNESDAY)
Monday (as long as you survived it)
Sunday (because tomorrow is MONDAY)
Any day because it’s 5PM someplace…
I used to drink a lot. It’s amazing my liver survived.
And Corona NA is excellent, so party on!!!
Who says irony is dead?
Yesterday, 050426, Jameson_Amazon crafted this post:
Mother’s Day Is One Week Away — Is Your Store Ready? (link, NSFE)
Today, 050526, this Seller Poll appears (not for the 1st time, admittedly):
Blinkered by avarice & blinded by science, Amazon seems increasingly unable to even see the dots - much less connect them.
It would be nice of Amazon to release the results. My guess would be that Strongly Disagree is at 80% or higher.
or radio button “thanks, I needed a good laugh”
‘Radio button’ certainly is a pretty ‘dated’ term for an interactive web element, but Amazon still uses it here & there - such as in this banner that’s appeared atop the Manage A-to-z Guarantee Claims (link, simplified, Seller Central) Dashboard for the past few years:
Amazon’s got several corporate mottoes, but one of them probably should be:
“Proudly piling new code atop old code since 1995…”
As long as they don’t start using the < blink > tag. 
Well, when you’ve Frunkenshtained Clippy into Rufus, anything’s possible…
It’s sad 'cause it’s true…
Sadly after that post, nobody knows if he will be around tomorrow except his mom …
... Oh Wait !
Does that means his mom was committing a crime or was it self defense?
Wait … wait … wait !
Did he just crime shame his mom?
