NSFE: "Are You Feeling Blah?"

The spousal unit here helps with finding and packing books and does the PO run, 2 blocks away, and also has local procurement duties on a regular basis.

Still not enough to keep him from attempting to micro-manage my life.

Wish we had a country house to which I or he could escape.

OTOH, he has book-knowledge far beyond my capabilities that is useful every day in our business, so I guess he is a keeper, at nearly 35 years.

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The happy-happy joy-joy stuff comes from people who do nothing tangible, but have some amorphous assignment like ā€œSeller Relationship Managersā€. These are the kind of people who come up with pizza on Friday rather than promised bonuses, and come up with almost every possible inducement to be a public school teacher EXCEPT to pay a living wage.

I ran into these folks when AT&T decided to rename itself ā€œLucentā€ā€¦

Tool: …so we want you all to fly up to DC for our big party to celebrate the name change, and stay the weekend…

Me: What about those who cannot come due to the need to continue to collect data from in-progress experiments? Ya know, they call us ā€œBell Labsā€ because we have actual laboratories where people do stuff that does not stop happening on Friday at 5pm…

Tool: Oh, EVERYONE must come - its mandatory.

Me: But there’s 5,000 people here - I’m not sure, but I bet we can only fly about 1,000 per day, as there are a limited number of airplane seats available…

Tool: I had no idea your division was so large - we will send you a party kit to celebrate locally.

Me: ā€œParty Kitā€? Does that include some budget money for food and beverages of an alcoholic nature? I know what we spent for last year’s Christmas bash, so I can email you the numbers…

Tool: Oh NO! I meant Lucent-branded ball caps, beer-can cozies, tee-shirts, that sort of thing. We don’t have any budget to feed anyone.

Me: But you had money to fly people to DC…

Tool: No, we don’t - that would come out of each division’s existing travel budget…

[Click… Dialtone]

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It depends on whether Kate is a human or AI. :robot:

Marilyn

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Sellers: ā€œFix your processes and quit gouging us!ā€
Amazon: ā€œHow about we all think happy thoughts?ā€

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ā€œThe floggings will continue until morale improves.ā€ Amazon: making the tritely overused aphorism fresh again.

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ā€œTwenty-four years of bookselling on Amazon has been better than busting rocks in the gulag – 93 percent of the time, that is.ā€

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