Slow Day for Amazon Fulfillment Center?

This, the “spring cleaning” thread, and reports here and NSFE of abnormally slow sales (more than normal). And been pretty slow for me too, Amazon and the Bay.

Is there something going on that’s got most Americans interested that I have no clue about? Is the WNBA final really that big?

Or is everyone waiting for Way Day (or whatever it is Wayfair is calling their sale)?