Today's Ask Amazon - probably the worst one yet?

Anyone else enjoying the schadenfreude of today’s Ask Amazon? So far, I don’t think there is a single question specific to the topic that has been really asked/addressed.

Where’s my popcorn…

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oooh, i forgot that is today…

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I just posted asking them if they could clarify what exactly is “relevant,” since most of the mods are replying “this is not what this thread is for.”

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The thread is for generalized approximate actions for theoretically assignable situations that sellers might possibly experience within the construct of the Amazon sphere of influence… not for specific needs. Duh!

@Dogtamer, you’re the wordsmith, say something profoundly hollow that sounds deeply thoughtful.

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:scream_cat: 138 mainline responses in 4 hours ain’t bad. Remember from a internet search standpoint, any interaction is good, even if it is bad.

ETA, I think I got the wrong one. The one I saw indicated, 1.5K views 139 replies could be one week old.

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This one:

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My question is relatively straightforward.

Since it is painfully obvious that you do not read/act on the feedback and insights we regularly provide you with…

Why do you keep posting these inane waste of space on my dashboard surveys?

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