What in the holy f*#! Is tha sort of response? We need to offer a refund before telling a customer to file an a-z now!? Huh?
Where the hell do they get this ■■■■ from?
What in the holy f*#! Is tha sort of response? We need to offer a refund before telling a customer to file an a-z now!? Huh?
Where the hell do they get this ■■■■ from?
It’s all in the reply template for an INR. We try to incorporate as much of the instructions that Amazon gives on the buyer side to the buyer on what to do when the shipment hasn’t arrived. Then we cover our butt by telling them to wait 72 hours after contacting us. Then finally, if the customer has done all the things that Amazon asked them to do and they have waited the 72 hours … at that point they may qualify for an A to Z claim and to contact Amazon.
Doing the above, we haven’t had an issue with either the customer or Amazon.
It’s a tight rope.
To be fair, there’s good reason why a pretty-solid consensus of so many of the seasoned & savvy forum veterans has for so long recommended prefacing B-SM replies, for queries like these, with something along these lines: “You are welcome to return your purchased item for a refund…” before proceeding to instruct the member of the Amazon Buyer Community to open an A-to-z Claim for the Order ID in question.
Amazon undoubtedly took note of that - after all, there still exist replies, now-hosted in the NSFE, from ASF moderators applauding that same practice, that were originally created back in the Q1, 2012 - Q1, 2018 “Age of Jive” and the subsequent ‘OSFE’ of Q1, 2018 - Q1, 2023 (the “Age of Discourse”); similar even-older posts from earlier iterations of the Amazon Seller Forums are now mostly n/l/a…unless they’re archived.
I suspect it could be true that some TPTB sharpie, looking to move up the food-chain (and/or keep the bite @ the teat flowing in these days of yet another round of layoffs/firings) might well have proposed a ‘solution,’ redounding to Amazon’s coffers, designed to once again mitigate the ever-flowing wounds - inflicted upon its own bottom line & our’s alike first & foremost, methinks, by the ¼-century now-passed it’s spent accommodating disreputable, dishonest, & even downright-dastardly Buyer Community behaviour in pursuit of its Customer-centric policies - from Amazon’s pockets to ours.
I would sadly reiterate:
It appears that Aria is following the same faulty & outdated AI-generated script (emphasis mine):
I must say that the OP exhibited admirable restraint in replying to Aria’s AI-driven drivel:
Haven’t run across any more of these outmoded recommendations to post a public reply to a Product Review, as of yet, but I’ll be surprised if we don’t see this again.
I wonder what @Veeqo_Official/@VeeqoMatt* - and/or the Amazon OGC (“Office of the General Counsel”), itself - would have to say about Billy’s latest GenAI/LLM-generated crapola (emphasis mine in the "Recommendations for future orders: " ¶):
Now, it must be admitted that Amazon is always changing things to suit its own purpose(s), so it’s entirely possible that Billy ain’t spouting sheer nonsense in contravention to long-published policy, but rather has insider information regarding some recent internally-visible change in that realm that’s yet to come fully to light - but given the evidence I can currently command, I suspect I’m smellin’ something foul…
Matt Warren, CEO and Founder of Veeqo (link, NSFE Profile), used the forum handle “VeeqoOfficial” back in the OSFE days, when the same Discourse Platform software suite which supports the SAS/SellersAskSellers Forum today was still being used to host the ASF (“Amazon Seller Forums”); his NSFE handle is currently “VeeqoMatt” (it has changed @ least once, as did the OSFE handle, by my own reckoning, so it’ll not surprise me if it changes again - Amazon has quite a penchant for both mixing & changing nomenclature @ the mere drop of this or that hat).
You are making the unwarranted assumption that Amazon policy is actually clear. In a large number of situations, I’ve seen Amazon policy quoted that directly contradicts other stated policies; and even more often, what actually goes on (for example, how many times does “policy” mention “Debit Cards”, even though we all know that they are almost never accepted).
Of course, this does not preclude the very real possibility that the mods are ignorant robots talking out of their A**
Or perhaps even the possibility of using one to provide information for crafting a reply, as would appear to be the case with a recent post.
Replicating the same mistake made earlier by Josh (Post # 340) & Aria (Post # 348), Kam’s 040626 post here indicates that s/he/it labours under the misapprehension that 3P Sellers can still post public responses to Product Reviews (emphasis mine):
Once is happenstance.
Twice is circumstance - or, mayhaps, coincidence.
But when that ol’ turd third strike crosses the plate, sumpin’s up.
Looks like the mods are, in some cases, not even trying to read for comprehension, as Sky seems to’ve been guilty of with this 041726 reply to a 3-month old NSFE discussion about the ongoing phenomenon of “Unexpected Units” with FBA Inbound Shipments.
On 040336, a 3P Seller revived the months-old discussion to ask the OP if any resolution had been found (emphasis mine):
Two weeks later came Sky’s muddle-headed response to that (emphasis mine):
At any given time, any given one of us might prove too poor to pay for much.
There exists no time, however, when any given one of us is too poor to pay attention…
Malarkey apparently grows on trees along The River (emphasis mine):
I don’t think Amazon means what you think it means, Maria…
They are true SS Reps now!
Now we have a rep incorrectly stating that Veeqo does not offer the same protection as Amazon buy shipping.
Nothing like a legal representative of the company admitting that the company is committing fraud.
I will probably be banned from the NSFE for my response but they earned it.
I believe Amazon has stated that Veeqo 100% does offer the same protections on the forums at some point when they announced the integration. HeadDesk
It should, since it’s basically just an API integration to purchase the Buy Shipping labels. I’m fairly certain the reps are wrong and ignorant.
Full disclosure, I don’t use Veeqo.
Yes they did hence the reason I use them
Definitely Hence the reason I posted all the information straight from the Veeqo website.
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“AI Katie” has “highjacked” Sandy’s account
Aye; that’s why we continue to see such insipid folderol as Aria’s 042426 post here (emphasis mine):
Is it really too much to ask that Amazonians are competently trained on how the systems actually work?
I’ve been a Systems & Solutions Engineer - in basest terms, a troubleshooter - for a ½-century passed; long centuries, and more, before that it was true that if one wanted to diagnose a malfunction in order to effect a fix, the proper prerequisites began with a thorough understanding of said systems Theory of Operation.
It can’t be gainsaid that such proprieties are often given but short shrift by many corporate conglomerates, governmental entities, and the like, to be sure, but Amazon seems particularly egregious in its shortfall(s) on this score - leading to members of the FMT-CMT (human or otherwise) continuing to make such fundamentally-wretched mistakes as failing to understand the difference between Product Reviews & Seller Feedback.
Add into the swamp of inconsistencies the post from Roberto today about fixing invalid charge methods by adding in a new DEBIT CARD!
They are now officially a toxic waste site.
“Fix Your Invalid Charge Method Alert in 5 Simple Steps
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“Amazon requires every seller account to have a valid charge method (credit card or debit card) on file.”
Inconsistency, unfortunately, has long been one of Amazon’s hallmarks.
As our friend @oneida_books (among others) has pointed out over the years, there are some instances where Amazon will accept Retail Receipts for Supply Chain Provenance documentation, perhaps most-recently in this 032225 SAS post (link) to your now-closed “Letter of Authorization” thread.
Over the years, mentions of the acceptability of receipts, in various of the published policies have come and gone and come again, often enough with little if any easily-discernible obvious motivation for such changes.
Manny made an interesting 050626 post which I believe demonstrates some evidence of such inconsistency (emphasis mine):
To my way of thinking, a good deal of the ‘art’ for Selling on Amazon rests upon an ability to navigate the pitfalls found in this or that inconsistency.
…plus stamina!
