Want me to do it? Who cares about the forum suspension over there. Been there, done that.
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I’m just crazy enough that I rather like ‘debating’ with all the people that are stuck in the Amazon of 2010 and before, and are lousy at reading tea leaves.
The future is going to be even more shocking than the present for a bunch of people. I’m wondering how many of the disciples of Silent what’s his face will get caught for the ‘receipts are fine’ BS and what they will do in the AA life (After Amazon)…
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It will be considered offensive, because its a bunch of millennial mods will read it as a sexual connotation.
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I want to make a YouTube video using that recorder parody of Imagine Dragons like they use in this video…
But then show pictures of the return boxes piled up in the warehouses because of this…
Sprinkle in a mix of Seller Support communications that essentially say “Duh, nothing to see here from Pakistan.”
Mix in a little automated reply that essentially says “F off seller” and viola you have a video.
It is apparently uncouth to denigrate incompetence and lack of intelligence so I will let those of you who know me best, insert the VTR word that best describes Amazon FC employee performance, Seller Support performance, and Programmer performance…
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Here is what it looks like when you let the special needs employees at Amazon label your stuff and have to bring it back.
This is only half of one shipment.
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A few days late (sorry) but what is the gist of the template? Is it along the lines of “No, u” or “Uno Reverse?”. If you don’t want to share your secrets, I understand 
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There’s a 500 character limit for the disputes so short and sweet and effective.
Here’s what we do in all of its glory and snarkyness…. 
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All of our ASINS are prepped the same way. Only this ASIN continues to get hit with “shipment problems”. We had a coaching call with the FBA team under case #XXXXXXXXXX where the issue was investigated, the Amazon associate agreed with our assessment of the situation and the claim of “No Scan” was dropped, with Amazon finding in our favor. When we dispute, we get a picture from FBA of the label. Those pictures scan! How could a picture of a label scan but the actual label won’t? Doesn’t make sense.
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