I would pay to watch one of the house members like Katy Porter (or the equivalent on the other side of the aisle) give them a type of reply that they give to sellers like…
“Hello from FTC Support,
We understand your concerns regarding being broken up for unethical and immoral monopolistic practices.
We will assist you on the same and regret an inconvenience caused to you as we understand it is an important component for your business.
Before we can investigate your corporate charter being revoked issue, we require the following information:
A plan of action detailing the root cause of our investigation and what steps you have taken to ensure the problem will not happen again and how you have made things right with the sellers you bilked with your practices.”
You can find more information about this situation by contacting AT@T and Standard Oil representatives.