Amazon Has A Time Machine!

Here is the Amazon “Shipment Tracking” for a shipment I sent in.
The time as I write this is 11:52am CDT (12:52pm EDT) on May 13th, but that does not stop Amazon, who seems to be shipping via either a Tardis or a “Hot Tub Time Machine”:

May 16, 2025 11:59:00 PM - - Pickup shipments are successfully transported and accepted by Fulfillment center.
May 13, 2025 12:39:00 AM - Package left the carrier facility.
May 12, 2025 09:39:00 PM - - Package left the carrier facility.
May 12, 2025 08:51:32 PM - - Carrier received the package.

You just have to laugh - but I wonder if this means that the shipment is counted in my inventory, if it has already been “accepted”. I do not see it in the inventory counts just yet…

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I assume that’s the estimated time of acceptance, and also, Amazon is sloppy.

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Amazon has hired some new help …

:smirking_face:

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@ZaphodBeeblebrox can you share what it says now? Curious to see if Nostramazon was correct.

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I think it is because employees are intellectually decelerated. Check this out..
Amazon Says…


Invoice says…

Amazon managed shipment page says…

Signed BOL says…

Amazon responses are the primary reason I think some people should have a permit to breed.

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@papy A much more normal, verbose and complete tracking history appears where the purely speculative and comical one was. I don’t know what to make of it. I’m not going to waste more time, it was a funny, and that’s enough for me.

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They did it AGAIN!!

Note that it is now 6/15/2025 at 3:17pm CDT

Screenshot 2025-06-15 161116

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They’re “manifesting”

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