Well, this would explain how their search results arrived at their current state…
It’s Amazon. It’s ALL about the money.
This should not be a revelation to anyone including the freaking government.
The in-store equivalent:
“Hi, where’s the Charmin?”
“Lemme show you the high thead count imported organic guest room bedroom popular suburban fancy photoshoot 100% sheets!”
“Ummm…”
Don’t underestimate it. 20 years from now when you touch the charmin a hologram will pop up saying exactly that.
“Get out of the loo, Alexa!!!”
Nah.
Twenty years from now, there’ll be no Charmin®, `cause we’ll all be comfortably ensconced upon an Idiocracy 'throne" - or mebbe using The Three Shells… 