I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you’re going to hear about it!
Feats of strength will be interesting this year as there’s nobody capable of pinning me.
I might be the biggest Seinfeld fan on the planet.
It was fitting when my first kid was born on 12-23…
Everyone enjoying airing grievances? 
Nope, only me.
Everyone else is tired of hearing me complain… 
My BIL is a big seinfeld fan, so I like to get him a festivus gift when I host christmas eve, which, this year, was tonight because of juggling family stuff.
We do stocking stuffers, all white elephants and such. I found a miniature Kramer-Coffee-table-book-with-coasters as Barnes&Noble. Perfect!
“I got a lotta problems with you people!”