At risk of going off the Lighten Up track – I’ll throw in a bookselling tip – pay attention to those little bits of paper stuck in. I had an autobiography of Red Barber with various little notes from his personalized notepad – signed
You have a small but very nice selection of baseball brags. I have a lot of respect for that iron man record. Lou Gehrig was a childhood hero ever since I read a book about him, and beating his record is impressive.
I once asked Alexa for “today’s weather”. She gave me “the space weather”. I was like “that’s great, but I just needed to know what to dress for…”
I’ll never burn bridges, but I’ll definitely add a tollgate and maybe a few speed bumps
If you come up with a solution, let me know. I think my wife has you beat since she is still on AOL!
WOW … that’s a lot of frequent ignoring miles !
Should be enough for a free trip to Timbuktu …
Here’s something wild. Just 3 days after talking about Mays and Aaron, I was cutting up an old magazine for print ads, and ran across this beauty for MacGregor gloves. Almost tempted to keep it for myself:
Obvious nonsense.
If it was accurate, at least 2 of them would have nothing on their legs at all.
I dunno; having bartended for many years, and worked with various waitstaff, anyone who can handle 9 bottles without a tray has my respect! 
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basket…
Now where’s the fun in that?
My favorite cultist and his child!
I could pose for any one of those and it would fit perfectly… which reminds me, I haven’t had lunch yet…
The one at lower right is approaching the proper way – the look perfected by basset hounds everywhere. But he’s got a long way to go.
