When everyone at the post office fights over who gets to deliver your package ? … or let’s play hot potato !
Merry Go Round thoughts ...
Think there might be a bit of cost savings hidden in there somewhere for USPS
There seems to be a lot of that going around. A friend of mine had a package shipped to her on February 26. As of March 24, she still has not received it. The package has gone back and forth between the nearest distribution center and our local post office several times. The local post office keeps sending it back to the distribution center instead of delivering it to her. 
The Temu version comes with a cordless drill attachment.
Maybe the new guy just likes playing with the cool scanner that comes with the job? 
That moment when you know you made a mistake because you thought you called Mexico but realized you actually called Brazil when @Tried_Tested answered the phone.
the memory is coming back
Felt so bad about missing the other one we had to come back with a little extra one.
So it wasn’t enough that your wife called you an animal, you had to get an Amazon driver to call you an animal too? … and document it? …
You Animal !
The header states “eaten”, but the text declares “retrieved”
Was it just a bunch of tennis balls and a very happy labrador?
But when you read the order … air tag holder, air tag and some “Melatonin” Gummies …
Probably a blood hound with a nose for nighty night gummies …