While watching The Lord of the Rings …
Wife: How do you get rid of a bad habit?
Me: Create one good hobbit.
No.
Well that doesn’t help bald people anywhere …
You know you are old when your spouse’s MS-DOS 6.0 commands no longer work on you.
Unfortunately, they missed the forth one and most important one?
TMI … we really didn’t need to know you were the guy on the left with that ring of hair haircut …
You appear to be confused – probably from lack of food. Have you looked at my beard?
Well you may have a beard … but I have the beard AND the bald head AND the glasses. And, if needed, I can still fit in my bath robe and get a rope from the garage.
... oops
on a side note … just had a bag of Funyuns …