Very tempted to insert a Mr. Garrison quote about fish frogs here…
Grammar lesson for today:
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Almost time for Elevenses here on the east coast.
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Not to be ungrateful, but where’s the chocolate? 
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Kits are supposed to have something missing.
I’m sure they added an extra egg so you can question the recipe when you are done. 
Where’s the Allen wrench?
Spatulas are sold separately.
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Good thing we have a place for that
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This one made me laugh. My family had a chihuahua.
Patently untrue.
He simply evolved, and became Dogtamer.
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one of today’s articles in Amazon Seller forums in Amazon domain:
“Amazon achieves faster-than-ever delivery speeds
by News_Amazon”
(nice to see the employees are joking with us now)
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Welcome @YFNP!
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They’re a riot, no? 
BTW, I know you signed up for SAS - aka the BSFE (“Best Seller Forums Experience”) - back in April, because I saw @papy’s mention (link, SAS “Welcome” Thread) of that happy occurrence on 23Apr2023 - but as it appears that this is your first post here, I’d like to be among the first to wish you a warm “Welcome Home, my friend.”
ETA:
As is increasingly par for the course, the lugubrious nature of my post-crafting “speed” has left me playing Agent 86 - Pepper beat me to it:
“Missed it by that much 
” 
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