…and that makes someone a sociopath 
I’m not being mean, I’m saving them.
That must be 2am, said the dad who had twins and they got out of sync so I had to get up to breast feed.
I found this in my downloads folder from several years ago. I don’t know where it was found, but I think it sums up some people I know perfectly. Intentions are good, follow through leaves something to be desired…
Reminds me of the guy who was tired of scraping ice off his windshield so he attached sand paper to his wipers.
Or the guy who hated how tire companies always cheaped out on their tires and left those annoying, ugly grooves in the tires to make them wear out faster, so he sanded them down to be perfectly smooth to get better grip on the road.
Hey, come on now. Racing slicks are great for traction – lots of rubber on the road.
Unless, of course, you live where it rains, snows, gets wet leaves on the road OR your bleeping neighbor mows his lawn and the grass goes into the road…
(Actual factoid for that grass part – your homeowner insurance probably will NOT cover you if anyone slips and falls because of it. They consider it negligence.)
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When construction workers have a sense of humor
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Too good not to share @Haegan2005 
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I hope this isn’t what happened to Tony…
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If ever there was a thread to post these in, this is it.
No question it’s coming down the homestretch neck and neck with the competition:
https: //www.amazon.com/b?node=23977790011
https: //www.amazon.com/b?node=23973089011
ETA:
Oops! @Haegan2005 beat me to it.
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To explain these a little more, these are links to Amazon pages that have funny reviews on them.
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