When the sign painter stopped in BEFORE doing the sign…
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You are being kind. Perhaps they were stone cold sober.
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It’s a three bells out of four quality establishment.
“No one” gets that fourth bell.
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LGA and JFK TSA can be kinda chill, but SLC TSA hires retired (storm) troopers. Fortunately, I am able to avoid flying most of the time
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“easily remove the teeth around the bacteria and dirt”
Who needs a dentist?
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Exactly! Extractions in our region cost $750-$1,500. This is a bargain!
“…High-frequency vibration can easily remove the teeth…” “…and tooth construction can be destroyed.”
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Oh, that’s not the only faux pas:
If destroying one’s tooth construction proves not enough to satisfy a prospective user, you can always give it as a hand-me-down to the young’uns (preferably, it seems, to good ol’ Four-Eyes):
The transalter translator of this text officially owes me a spit-taken keyboard… 
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Also…it says it can be used by the elderly under 60. That’s…who??
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SallyAnne,
Your Boston khakis reminds me of this (perhaps I got it from you – if so, perhaps not everyone has read it)
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, picked a bunch of flowers in the field and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by, and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, “I got a flat tahr.”
The passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?”
The man responded, “When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it neither.”
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Consider this gem as STOLEN! I’m sharing that on my Facebook page to spread some enjoyment.
One of my ‘friends’ is from the deep South and works at the store my wife and son own. He is a great guy, but frankly, his work pace can only be described a SLOWWWWWW. Watching him work is painful for this old Notherner. Definitely something ‘learned’ and not understood about move it or lose it…
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I have this book. “This book is dedicated to all Yankees* in the hope that it will teach them how to talk right.”
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Who says that the NSFE is totally-bereft of tongue-in-cheek merriment?
Second time today (102524) that I’ve lost a spit-taken keyboard (link, SAS) to my ever-growing pile…
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That stood out to me too!
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When I was 20, 40-year-olds seemed ancient. Now I think of them as kids. Depends on where you are in life.
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I live in the deep south but am not from the south. A co-worker once said she was “burnin’ slap up” and I just about lost it! Totally cracked me up!
P.S. it’s a cart, not a buggy!! 
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