Lighten Up!

About 30 years ago, a friend had his motorcycle stolen. After a week, it was found, but it had been wrecked, so couldn’t be ridden. Since I had a trailer, I went with him to pick it up.

It was in the parking lot of the Boone’s Farm Winery. Which looks every bit as classy as you would expect; a gravel lot in front of a cinder-block building.

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My husband lost an Austin-Healey to Boone’s Farm Apple.

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And also “wind” sometimes

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On a happier note… I just got my second anniversary badge!

I celebrate by digging up my three all time favorites. Posted in the order in which I was first exposed to them, because I cannot possibly rank them by how much I like them. It’s a three-way tie.

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While I do believe that’s generally true, I am compelled to report that it doesn’t work that way for me.

I can bark with the best of `em - but all that’s ever gotten me is a trip to the doghouse.

I can also purr with the best of `em - but all that’s ever gotten me is an occasional saucer of milk.

Is it really any wonder I’m always a’crooning :notes: Nobody Knows The Trouble I’ve Seen… :musical_note: ?

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OMG why isn’t it over already

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February is only better because it’s shorter.

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Note to USPS,

We would like to thank you for how promptly you got our package to Catano PR. It only took 4 days. That is very impressive. However … to the best of our knowledge, our customer is not on vacation in Catano PR and is still in Bellingham WA. Could you please promptly route to the destination on the label and preferably not through the Philippines route

Thank you,
Just another customer scratching their head

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Got to love a prairie dog doing an on impersonation of a groundhog.

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BUT my distributor guaranteed me it was a groundhog. Why won’t you accept that as proof? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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You should have bought your groundhog from Amazon. Their sales receipts are all the proof anyone needs.

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