So when did we get to embed YouTube videos? Darn, I am feeling like Grandpa Simpson.
The NSFE is starting to look very old.
I am sure you are very much appreciatedâŚwhen you are AT work 
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At least on payday!
I read the top line as the co-workers or employees are happy when you are working so the music is not playing. At first read, I read it incorrectly.
We still hand out handwritten paper checks on payday Fridayâs. Everyone here is glad the boss or equivalent is working on payday.
Hilarious! 
Sums it up 
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When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
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To me, âdrink responsiblyâ means donât spill it.
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Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
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Itâs the start of a brand new day, and Iâm off like a herd of turtles.
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The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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When I say, âThe other day,â I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
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I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
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I had my patience tested. Iâm negative.
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Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesnât fit any of your containers.
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If youâre sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, âDid you bring the money?â
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When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say ânothing,â it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
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I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
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I run like the winded.
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I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and donât know whose side Iâm on.
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When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, âWhy, what did you hear?â
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When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
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I donât mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
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When I ask for directions, please donât use words like âeast.â
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Donât bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. Thatâll freak you right out.
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Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
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My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb."
I LOVE IT. Needed that!!!
These two really struck a responsive chord⌠Me to a T
When I say, âThe other day,â I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
I donât mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
At least the comb I won has one tooth ⌠but whoâs splitting hairs? Obviously, not me.
Thank you! I missed having the fun and humor of Lighten Up!
The last 18 months have been rough for me. Having a humorous diversion and occasion to smile and laugh has been a relief. Thank you. 
These two really struck a responsive chord⌠Me to a T
Uh oh⌠those were in my top 3 too. Along with this one -
Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesnât fit any of your containers.
I have an entire cabinet full of plastic containers with no lids, and lids that donât fit any containers. But they were all sold in neat matching pairs when I bought them. 
DO NOT DISTURB
Oooh, that would have been a good OSFE user name. 
When I works, I works hard
When I plays, I plays hard
When I sits, I sits hard
When I thinks, I falls asleep
Double agent â I love it !
I stared at this at least 10 seconds too long to understand itâŚ
Y?
Could resist the obvious question ⌠