Snackies ready, couch ready, antenna ready.
Go Birds!!!
Philly Girl here.
My husband and sons are at the game…
My daughter and I here with a pizza 
I know where I’d rather be.
(It’s near the pizza…)
Good to know that you’re celebrating International Pizza Day!
Fly eagles fly on the road to victory!
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EAGLES!
Mine is inside the door like the tire pressure indications. 
I started at the top and hadn’t gone far before I told myself “The Scream” has to be here.
Think #6 should read something like … “Talk to me facing the ear”
... but ...
Although the ear shown in the picture is the one that would be missing …
This sounds like something that our County Sheriff would do…and there’s bound to be a cops TV series that has an episode based on this.
I’m not typically fond of what passes for ‘bathroom humour,’ but this 021225 reply to the 021125 NSFE discussion “Sales in the toilet… what gives?” (link) left me funny bone tickled:
Musky would’ve loved it.
As that poster points out in her/his very-next reply* - and is exemplified over and over again by this-here thread - Laughter IS The BEST Medicine.
*
almost-undoubtedly intended to be for the OP’s ‘nested reply’ to the above post thanking them, rather than one to which it’s redirected by the NSFE’s embedded link, as has been complained about ever since the Shrieking Virago took charge
And this week the show “The Rookie” actually used that as part of their plot and had a girlfriend turn in her ‘guy’ for being a fence. The guy got caught trying to deliver the goods to a buyer.
The chump knew she had some stuff going on but refused to turn her in…
Happy discount chocolate eve!
What? It’s Halloween already? Where did the time go!
There are several discount chocolate eves!
Valentine’s Day, Easter, Halloween, and Christmas.