I have not onboarded, never will, but these are the 4 threads Amazon default presents to any non-logged in user.
Nice Work Kate!
While I agree with you 100%, is this really any different than the top threads on the OFSE?
With the NSFE, you can see a lot more of the gory details but even soā¦
Not sure I ever remember seeing positive things in trending threads.
Has anyone every authored a thread on any Amazon forum that said āGreat Job Amazon, we love you, everything is beyond my expectations on this amazing marketplaceā 
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To be fair, that thread is clearly sarcastic, though the mass of downvotes shows that nobody gets that and got pissed off thinking itās serious.
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Sarcasm is a subtle thing, when visual and vocal cues are absent (as is often the case in written communications) - hence the need for the so-called ā/sarc-offā tag.
Grandpa got it, though. 
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While true, the entire post is a satirical song about how great Amazon is.
I thought he was referring to this post btw, but I just noticed it has a different title:
Surely Iād upvote this because itās funny. But people are posting angry responses to it.
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On the osfe they at least knew how to archive and delete threads to they didnāt appear on top!
The osfe also could be indexed. The nsfe is so poorly coded gooogle doesnāt touch it!
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āMost Viewedā says more about the idiots reading them than the NSFE, to me anyway.
Maybe they should be archived, but I donāt really see the need. My sugar is up to 250 though so Iām not 100%. 
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To be fair, I suspect that Iām not-hardly the Lone Ranger in thinking that Iād sooner have a mere 1% of you over 100% of some of the ninnies whoāve bloomed like spring wildflowers over in Katieās abomination.
May your recovery be swift.
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You just had to ask, didnāt youā¦ I just noticed that @GGX beat me to it though.
I was out for a couple hours with my wife. Missed opportunitiesā¦
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I remain convinced that the OP of the discussion you just removed the link for (and the āMe Likeyā discussion by the same author that was wiped by the FMT/CMT) was posting tongue-in-cheek responses to this one from two prior:
https://sellercentral.amazon.com/seller-forums/discussions/t/a019e7e7-e6e6-498d-94f3-afdefa52eac4
Iām pretty sure it was some really good drugs and there would be a huge market for the formula. Thereās an obvious need for some āhappy pillsā ā¦
Locked thread, nuff said
I see the joke mods evaluate things the same way Amazon bots do, by the # of flags on something and not on the merits of the content/flags.
Not that it is spam, just that they are retired of people reporting it.
Susan, you are better then that.
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Yes, as she SO superlatively demonstrated, to one and all, for many a year after Lauren & crew fled for greener pastures.
Thanks ever so much, Katie.
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