I just need $1500 more to make the trip; $900 if Amazon will promo out a ticket!
I can accept PapPal, Venmo or Cashapp.
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One of two things will happen. They will look up your experience and or IQ and deny entry, or you will end up with a migraine shortly after entering due to the overwhelming amount of eye rolling when conversations of success, empowerment, and an implied sense of Amazon competency, integrity, etc.
We essentially need to get you about $300,000 for the subsequent ambulance ride, hospital stay and special needs aircraft to return you back home from your post-Accelerate lobotomy.
You are simply too valuable to be allowed to attend such a risky event 
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Short version of VTRās post:
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Oh, no OnlyFans? ā¦ 
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I forget whether you go back far enough to remember the very first concept of a seller gathering in Seattle.
Do you remember Saturn?
I cannot see a picture of a bus with a banner on the side (āSeattle or Bustā in his case) without thinking of him (to this day!) and wondering if he still sells here.
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It only works for angelic people.
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So wish you would do this exact post on NSFE ā¦
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Might get a free ride inā¦
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I donāt think I remember Saturn ā¦
Marsin2010, yes; Saturn, no.
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Jim (Marsin2010) probably predated Saturn in selling on Amazon as he (Jim) was one of the very first Amazon sellers. Saturn and his proposed trip to Seattle for the first Sellers Conference was late 2001, early 2002, I believe.
I remained in touch with Jim until a few years ago. As you may remember, he had a lot of valuable inside contacts at Amazon which he used to sellersā advantage. Kind of like you! 
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I remember Marsin2010,but what happened to him?
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I live in Seattle, if many go if be down for a meet up.
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