Then I get this response

(I know I shouldn’t have answered, but I felt petty)
Message reported, etc, now I have this AZ claim that I can’t imagine not winning. In all honesty should be immediately dismissed
Still, Amazon should reimburse me for the wasted time having to deal with this ID10T
Can we trade idiots? I’ve got one right now demanding a refund because a thermostat included Duracell batteries and they only use Energizer.
… got to admire someone who is standing up for Bunny rights
Yours is significantly a better story than mine
Mine is just a guy pretending to be customer service, and then pretending to be offended
I’ve got a few who give my product a 1-star review saying “I did not follow the instructions, as I had another idea for how to use it.”
So, when it did not work the way THEY IMAGINED THEY MIGHT USE IT, they returned the product, and gave it a 1-star review.
Mod edit: Political commentary removed.
Yeah, that’s why I said “at the risk of making a political joke…”