The Biggest Amazon Return Ever - "Not As Described, Prompt Full Refund Expected"

From the article:

…one of the largest sailing yachts in the world, and the largest that moves under sail only.

…417 feet long.

…the ship couldn’t make it from the dockyard in the Neatherlands to the sea without dismantling a beloved bridge.

Heads won’t roll - misspellings have for decades past been a painful hallmark of how “Journalistic Integrity” rolls - but such slights are typically perceived by many of the Dutch as an affront to national honor.

I don’t blame them.

I thought they meant the Fogelberg album, silly me.

Shame the wealthy clowns that may have to be rescued from it some day, will rely on the United States Navy or Coast Guard, instead of the Cayman Islands where they dodge paying the taxes that create and maintain the systems they rely on for actual security and safety.