There are a lot of crazy people in the world

Just for fun!
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This message was sent directly to our company customer service email and Shopify messaging. Like WTF folks…???

Best communication. I have a belief that everyone has a mother and father and a mother is like a moon and a father is like a sun and they are two circle visuals in the sky and everyone has two circle eyes and so there is a two circle visuals connection that suggests don’t do as your parents did but because eyes are usually the same color suggests man should be with man and women with women not to have kids but live ur own life and I share this in the name of Jesus also against circumcision and against government and against breastfeeding and provegan and pro euthanasia and I wanna be very rich always

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Make sure you reply appropriately :rofl: :rofl:

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I blocked them from sending stuff to our company email addy but can’t find a way in Shopify to block them which is weird.

If anyone knows how to do that, pls LMK.

Thanks,
Steve

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No mention of two perfect circles ( . ) ( . ) and/or ( _ )( _ ) that are a reminder of the Divine?

I’m sort of disappointed.

T_T

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It must be awfully confusing to be them.

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I confess, I’m not entirely comfortable living in the same world as this person.

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As an ordained minister of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I wholeheartedly sympathize with the author of that email. Sadly like many others in society, they cannot restrain themselves from the burning desire to display their lunacy.

Take a moment and sign them up for contact by Scientology, LDS, The Watchtower mailing list, the Epoch Times and that Shen Yun ballerina thing. Sprinkle in some Westboro Baptist if you are in a foul mood.

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My best guess is that someone’s toying around with generative AI.

I suspect that if that is so, there’s probably a pretty-good chance that it might well be traced to the miscreant(s) you’ve been combating.

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Saul+nodding
Interesting hypothesis.

I was thinking ASV was selling some sort of mushroom with the vites.

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No kidding. Same suspicions here.

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I dunno.

Human beings have had a whole lot of practice at being crazy.

I’ve met several in person that are at that level. Or beyond.

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My first read of that sentence was wondering what you were behind bars for… LOL

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Serving drinks of coarse … why else would you be behind a bar if not for serving drinks?
:smirk:

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A lot of folk that are off their kilter including older folk can be attributed to severe micro-nutrient deficiency and/or hormonal imbalance (the lack of adequate hormones due to underlying dysfunction including aging).

Thank you for attending my TED talk.

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If AZEthos was still with us, I would legitimately assume he had found your store and was pranking you :laughing:

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Textbook.

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