Sometimes I wonder if I think too highly of the world.
Even after Amazon raises the bar (slightly) to sell, we still get these gems
The account bloked tho
The lure of fast money persists long after the reality has changed. Youtube videos are forever.
Reminds me of all those posts from new sellers we used to see on the OSFE…
I just made my account, where do I get stuff to sell?
~ Did you try Walmart? ![]()
So I listed an item and it sold, but Amazon isn’t shipping it. How do I get Amazon to ship the item so I can get paid?
~Is it FBA?
No.
~Then how can Amazon ship the item? You never gave it to them.
I thought they have the items and they ship them when someone buys it.
~ Then what are they paying you for?
Seems the NSFE is more of the same.
The NSFE post text:
I continue to be baffled by…honestly, too many things to list… ![]()
I’d assert that THIS is WHY we can’t have nice things, more’s the pity…
There are very few things that I’ve actually hated over my long life, outside of evil, greed, anti-Rutabaga activists, and the dadgum University of Tennessee’s Volunteers football team - but I must admit to being rather less than fond of Amazon’s refusal to administer much more than a fog-the-mirror test in the requirements for creating a SoA Account - not the least displeasure being the burdens placed on above-board sellers by Amazon attempting to wrangle a herd of cats with but a single lasso…
At least Amazon did the right thing here and blocked them!
Nah, his account is just suspended because he doesn’t have a legitimate charge card and bank account on file. If he uploads the financial requirements and pays the amount owed, he’s good to go.
Bet he has a debit card on file. That an’t gonna fly anymore!
You should head over to the NSFE and tell him that!
I hear they are real receptive to that information over there.

. . . . And this one.
https://sellercentral.amazon.com/seller-forums/discussions/t/1adc660e-1e97-4a12-90e3-62b4c3234aa8
SMDH.
-Ana
Text, for the never-NSFErs. Go ahead and have your best “bless your heart” on deck.
I did point out to him that not only does he not have the documents needed, but by explaining his business model, he can expect to have his Prime account shut down as well.
Probably.
Here’s a fresh one:
Please help - I made an Amazon seller account and I’m confused
I am confused about Amazon seller please help.
I made an Amazon storefront and my central reporting is zero. Even though I have people viewing my page (I am not sure if they bought anything) So I made an Amazon seller account thinking this will fix the issue. I don’t actually have my own brand products I just want to recommend the items I bought from Amazon to get commission for it. Is that what an Amazon seller account does - recommend products I already purchased from Amazon? Please help I’m very confused
Wouldn’t it be obvious that an Amazon selling account is for selling things on Amazon?
New “influncer” has entered the chat
That NSFE discussion (link), 11 hours in, has not yet seen a response.
Methinks it likely that that paradigm will not continue to be case once the weekend passes.
Dum Spiro Spero…
A new seller just posted this on the NSFE:
Seller_nCEMY26N2GTON
21 minutes ago
Newbie and want to learn
Hello, I am newbie. currently need more effort to survive living US. I want to do drop shipping online not type of FBA, but can someone willing to guide? thank you. would appreciate you guys. have a good life!
