Updated 03/11/2026
Well then, 9 patches later we are updated! 03/18/2026
Every time it was done updating, it said, NEW UPDATE AVAILABLE! Meaning they found a flaw in the previous patch.
This is why I only update my software once a year 
Let’s be honest …
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A year on Pluto lasts approximately
248 Earth years
Software hasn’t existed long enough for a Plutonian year to have passed, to be fair…
Updated 03/25/2026
Quick and Painless Update 04/01/2026 and I an’t foolin!
Updated 04/08/2026
My pill caddy agrees for a change…
Tax Day Updated 04/15/2026!
The “T” word should be on the forbidden list…
Hey, it’s taken me, geese, 24 years in business to hit a milestone today, accountant called me and said “Alright all done, and good news you broke even.” AKA I don’t owe and no refund. I pre-paid the right amount!
“Now here’s the amounts for 2026 Q1 pre-pay due today” 
I likewise got very close, with the state refund about $40 less than what I owed the feds. Pretty good considering that Nisha retired last summer, so the extra withholding wasn’t there, and business grew considerably. (And part because the state is more lenient on medical costs than feds; get to deduct the whole amount).
Now this year is the first year of no outside income; having to make wild guesses as to how much to pay for estimated taxes. At least next year I’ll have a full year of this to work from, but right now, might as well throw darts at a target.
Updated 04/22/2026
Grrr, Updated 4 times, and every time it’s done “New update available!” So I gave up after 4 times. I’ll try again tomorrow once Discourse figures out how to stop issuing updates every 34 minutes!
I wondered why it was down unusually long… was starting to worry. 
Updated 04/29/2026
I think it… needs more pepper!