Ladies and Gentlemen, all previous bets are off (it’s perhaps noteworthy that MY TOS closely mimics Amazon’s own 
).
I’m plunking down coin on what I now consider to be the front-runner in the annual “Best Post of the Year” Sweepstakes, and seeking to hedge me bets here (link, SAS) and here (link, SAS) (among certain other ‘scrambling attempts’ elsewhere in other places, marketspaces, & seller-discussion venues 
).