According to AP News, another site that is affected is Ring dot com. I can’t access my Ring dashboard.
I wonder what will happen if it determined a China cyber attack did it. Will we get like 10000% tariffs or just like 500%?
One. Billion. Percent.
Eufy’s camera network is having issues. Can still get in, and it is recording, but no notifications.
Wonder what happened with AWS? Could it be a cyber attack or is it just Amazon’s ordinary stupidity, where they make a change without testing it?
I don’t need to buy anything on Amazon but there are people on forums saying the buying site isn’t working either.
This is going to be costly to everyone if that’s true.
They just need to turn it off and back on again.
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We’re seeing Ship station down as well, making it hard to ship sales on other platforms now too.
And our payroll provider has an error message related to the outage too. Meaning our payroll may be late this week.
I think there might be a carpet bombing of feces involved.
America has demonstrated its superior resiliency… Porn is still up and running.
This is what happens when one company controls everything…
Time for a congressional investigation? Nah, Jeff kicked in on the ballroom….
That will give me something to do.
BRB
I’m also not able to access seller central, and the buy shipping API is down. We buy USPS shipping for non-Amazon orders through Pitney Bowes, and that API is down as well. So far, FedEx appears to be operational.
I can see why…
It explains the 5.0.
Oh man….. That was a good one! Bravo
Humor is needed right now, being we cannot get any work done.
gold!
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At least Gifs are working.
maybe the unionized bots went on strike so Lord 'Zon nuked a computer room.
maybe the glitchmas virus mutated into what we are seeing.
maybe some newbie was put in charge of managing something and their pacifier distracted them from plugging a cable into the correct port, or their diaper overflowed and shorted out something important.
maybe this is the start of WW3, and the other side realized that the USA is heavily dependent on the AWS system, so took out AWS so that when all the Karens can’t order their useless crap, the Karens will form a zombie-like mob and go on a rampage.
maybe this is all a tactic to make us all WANT the next useless “improvement” (downgrade) that Amazon will force on us, because the next mutation of the website is better than no access.
maybe the artificial intelligence that is currently in control of amazon was just programmed with ‘humor’ and after scanning all the nonsense conflicting rules and etc, burst out laughing, and what we are seeing is an artificial intelligence version of someone who is laughing so hard that they cannot do anything, pissed themselves, and are curled up on the floor shaking with guffaws.
The news is reporting that everything is or is being restored. It’s getting worse.
This is probably being tried 