Maybe get into a new category on Amazon selling indestructible pet toys.
You’ll be rich!
Don Quixote, chasing the impossible dream…
Exactly! The first thing I thought, too.
Actual Wild Animals - On Topic! 
My cat is a wild animal. He’s just smarter than the deer.
You’re not old enough to really remember the Golden Age of Television, much less that of Radio - but you may well have heard of The Life Of Riley franchise, which earned enough fame in various versions to still be viably-profitable today.
I’m thinking that, in this day and age of millions upon millions of web-surfing feline fanciers, there might some gold in them-that hills by y’all producing “The Life Of Ollie.”
Even if you wear one of your silly masks. 
I have an April Fools’ Baby, but he’s human.
Happy Birthday Ollie!
With all due respect where it’s due:
What a difference a day makes
24 little hours
…
My yesterday was blue, dear
Today I’m part of you, dear
…
As the unofficial mascot of the SAS (Happy Birthday, Ollie!) has learned to his eternal gratitude, there’s no substitute for love.
ETA:
Postscriptum - I suspect that images (and/or video) of Ollie relishing his unwrapping of presents would likely be warmly received by more members of the SAS Community than just me…
Thank you for putting that little montage together… Couldn’t have done it better myself.
It’s been a journey.
We’re waiting… 
Yeah, that didn’t happen. He got his presents but we didn’t wrap them up.
Thanks to some serious Amazon ■■■■ we were dealing with all day / night / morning. They ruined my day and Ollie’s.
Sounds like you both need some catnip*.
*I’m sure you know technically there’s history of use in humans and that this isn’t some thinly veiled reference to another substance that looks like oregano when dried and prepared for use.
Edit: okay the details dropdown refuses to behave with me so have it in the body of the text.
Ollie hunting robins at the bird feeder. If one shows up, window is getting opened @Lost_My_Marbles
Noted …
What does the shark say? Apparently, click, click, click, just like us at the keyboard.
(Alternate title: “Baby shark” I suppose.)