I’m running out of towels and have seen no results yet…
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Boy have I been doing it all wrong. At least I know how to correct this. Or just shortcut and fill the tub with Dawn?
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Watch how you Don’t talk to me.
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We’re thinking this Amazon driver used @dwat0870 's restroom 
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... yea ...
… just tell us it’s going to be a day late … 
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For about a year when I was in college, I wrote emails “To whom I may concern,”
Some people thought it was a typo. People who knew me didn’t.
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And the rest were ‘speed readers’ and totally missed it… 
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OMG-yes! I paid a small fortune for a 300 baud phone modem to connect to my office many years ago.
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One of the best parts about coming home from a deployment was stopping off in Ramstein on the way back.
How do you know when your loadmaster/boom operator is lying to you?
Q- Did you go to Disneyland outside of the commute radius of Edwards AFB while you were down there???
A- “No Major, we stayed on base all week”
Watching them loading cargo for the flight home…
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Writing signs like this is exactly why I throw things at people.
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…in shorts.
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That’s because it’s a trauma response. The collective psychic “oh no!” and clenching of buttholes should also have been audible.
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