Obviously never met my relatives. It’s ALWAYS 5 pm somewhere…
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Final proof that AMAZON does not consider sellers to be anything other than cannon fodder –
Names are no longer ‘personal’… 
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I always say "my name is Mickey Mouse.
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Who says a sense of humor doesn’t occasionally shine through over in The Wasteland the NSFE?
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I prefer that Lighten Up! is the “funny pages” however this brought back a memory.
Years ago after I started our company I wrote a program that extracted raw postscript files and converted them to something film cameras could image. Several of the companies that I had visited before starting the company wanted to know how I did that.
One day we got a call, and I said “And you are?” The response… “Martha, Martha Washington.”
Fact is often stranger than fiction.
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I take a slight break from being DRY funny, and bring you a Public Service Announcement.
If you are in a state that votes today, VOTE. I do not endorse any candidates,
parties, colors, or hairstyles, JUST VOTE.
(The coloring is because the forum thinks this text is code. I just wanted it to stand out and not be a mod color)
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How our computer receives public announcements from outer space …
Computer Snow Static Noise Black and White
3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
Courtesy of those who remember the 1960s TV reception during a snow storm…
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Pizza
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Thin crust, extra sausage, pepperoni, and, onions please…
Only good image I found but it’s missing my onions … and NOW I’m hungry at 9:20am…
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My relatives: It’s always noon somewhere… 
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Voted early several weeks ago. I’m just looking forward to no longer being inundated with campaign ads (almost all pure negative).
Of course, that means it will be back to sex pills and adult diaper ads…
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