Lighten Up!


Techie Joke.

BloodZ for life!

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Over my head.

But I was surprised that not everyone gets this:

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One way to slow down shoplifting –

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ReadslikesometitlesonAmazon

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I was gonna post this in the bookseller forum, but I think everyone can appreciate.

Going through books from a cleanout, I found the funniest gift inscription ever:

“To Aliza, etc. etc. etc.
Aunt Bunny”

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Bunny is a common nickname, used for decades. What’s so funny?

Anyone remember Bunny Mellon?

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The “etc. etc. etc.” part of the inscription. (that was part of the quote; not me substituting).

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Opened my email this morning to notice my wife made a “kitchen” purchase. “WTF are you planning to tenderize?”

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It could be worse, much, much worse —

Summary

Lorena Bobbitt
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Pfft. She gave up her micro surgery skills years ago.

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I you sure she was not shopping in the adult section of Amazon?

Just saying.

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I mean context is everything, when the conversation is about how one beats their meat.

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This is my model. You might want to just tiptoe away.

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It arrived this evening. I texted her on the way home. One pic from the kitchen…


and another one from the bathroom…

Her reply was… Ohhh I see why you spelled “purchase” that way when asking about an Amazon order.

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Getting in practice for all the winter drivers –

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And of course we have had clouds the last couple days when they were supposed to be visible here so I’ll have to settle for this…

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My musical talents in a nutshell –

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You’ll get a real blast out of that one.

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