Over my head.
But I was surprised that not everyone gets this:
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One way to slow down shoplifting â
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I was gonna post this in the bookseller forum, but I think everyone can appreciate.
Going through books from a cleanout, I found the funniest gift inscription ever:
âTo Aliza, etc. etc. etc.
Aunt Bunnyâ
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Bunny is a common nickname, used for decades. Whatâs so funny?
Anyone remember Bunny Mellon?
The âetc. etc. etc.â part of the inscription. (that was part of the quote; not me substituting).
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Opened my email this morning to notice my wife made a âkitchenâ purchase. âWTF are you planning to tenderize?â
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Pfft. She gave up her micro surgery skills years ago.
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I you sure she was not shopping in the adult section of Amazon?
Just saying.
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I mean context is everything, when the conversation is about how one beats their meat.
This is my model. You might want to just tiptoe away.
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It arrived this evening. I texted her on the way home. One pic from the kitchenâŠ
and another one from the bathroomâŠ
Her reply was⊠Ohhh I see why you spelled âpurchaseâ that way when asking about an Amazon order.
Getting in practice for all the winter drivers â
And of course we have had clouds the last couple days when they were supposed to be visible here so Iâll have to settle for thisâŠ
My musical talents in a nutshell â
Youâll get a real blast out of that one.
