Techie Joke.
BloodZ for life!
I was gonna post this in the bookseller forum, but I think everyone can appreciate.
Going through books from a cleanout, I found the funniest gift inscription ever:
“To Aliza, etc. etc. etc.
Aunt Bunny”
Bunny is a common nickname, used for decades. What’s so funny?
Anyone remember Bunny Mellon?
The “etc. etc. etc.” part of the inscription. (that was part of the quote; not me substituting).
Opened my email this morning to notice my wife made a “kitchen” purchase. “WTF are you planning to tenderize?”
It could be worse, much, much worse —
Lorena Bobbitt
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Pfft. She gave up her micro surgery skills years ago.
I you sure she was not shopping in the adult section of Amazon?
Just saying.
I mean context is everything, when the conversation is about how one beats their meat.
It arrived this evening. I texted her on the way home. One pic from the kitchen…
Her reply was… Ohhh I see why you spelled “purchase” that way when asking about an Amazon order.
And of course we have had clouds the last couple days when they were supposed to be visible here so I’ll have to settle for this…
You’ll get a real blast out of that one.