So I am running a bunch of life auctions on Ebay. ALL have selling bids and are closing in the next 24 hours. All are for “lots”
Smart Buyer message:
“Hey question any way you would sell all the banners from all your lots as one lot”
Answer:
“they are on live auctions, with bids, and closing within the next day”
Smart Buyer Reply:
“If not can i buy just the banners?”
My Answer:
“sure, if the auction doesn’t sell you can buy just the banners”
Smart Buyer Reply:
“Hell ye thanks let me know”
My sister bought be a shirt that has a picture of a dinosaur on it, and it says:
Distance Raptor / Time Raptor = Velociraptor
They have it in gray for an even better discount (60% off!!)
Moths, but make it fashion
No more leaving sweaters at the back of my cramped closet waiting years for nature to do its thing - now I can get the same look in an instant! This sweater is perfect — it’s soft and warm, except where it’s not. The only negative is that in certain areas everyone else will basically be wearing the same thing so it’s embarrassing because you paid retail and they got it from a dumpster. Also, you have to make sure an overly helpful dry cleaner doesn’t try to mend it for you. They never understand post-apocalyptic fashion lol. Five stars!
Maybe if you eased of the accelerator… In your defense those old boats topped out at 8 knots a day (on a good day, usually just 4), or 8 miles an hour.
With big pointy teeth!
We just returned from a wedding trip, 2,000 miles and over 30 hours total.
We use Goggle Maps. We had a few, times where the young lady lost her mind. The most interesting was, on the New York State Thruway, She told us we had a U-Turn coming up. Now here I am at a reasonable keeping up with traffic speed of 74 MPH (65MPH) zone.
I knew I was reasonable since the NYS Trooper that passed me gave me the thumbs up! Or he just liked my “Live Free or Die” license plate.
So we get closer to the place on the map (on screen) where we are to make a U-Turn. The Google lady, starts to have a panic attack, demanding, by repeating over and over, faster and faster, that we make a U-Turn.
I am thinking, no way am I going to do this, what in the world is going on?
We passed the Twilight Zone U-Turn point and everything was back to normal.
Fact is stranger than fiction.
Happened to me. It demanded I take a left off a gigantic bridge in Dallas 
It may be necessary to create a whole new category for the Darwin Awards.
Sometimes the Trinity flows pretty good. It might have been the fastest round during big D rush hour. 
