I feel ashamed it took me a solid minute to get this.
It took me about a minute too
I got it right away, only because I always smiled and shook my head on the now defunct Amazon Forum. Every single time after this often used statement.
I am trying to connect with âmy costumersâ but can not do it. Can anyone help?
I always groaned every time I read a statement like this. 
Hay, in my past life I was in Theatre (crew on traveling shows) before I went nuts and bought a farm. Always want to have a good connection with your costumers as they control access to the laundry, and know where the vodka is kept.
THIS cartoon helped me totally get the âdesserted Islandâ one LOL.
I have to admit to a long puzzled moment over the desert/dessert island. But a big grin after.
I donât know what I know, but I can usually figure out what I donât know.
⌠a piece of desert đ
in the life of Lost_My_Marbles 
HeyâŚsomewhere on that highest bridge is a secret, invisible, left turn!
GPS says left, and there is no offramp .. you have no choice. They donât call it a âflyoverâ for nothing!
Wanna borrow my GPS ? 
Oh my!
Hereâs something else funny⌠48 years old and I still enjoy a good âsystemâ.
After 5 years of not working (sub issue) - I finally spent some time yesterday figuring out why it wasnât working correctly. Mixed up wire behind the head unit that my body shop screwed up when they replaced the antenna in the fender when I was having some post-accident work done in 2018âŚ
My daughter and I like to go âcruisingâ in the 96 Impala SS and listen to music REALLY LOUD in the summer. This year, sheâs driving!
Iâll never EVER grow up. Donât enter the car if you have fillings bc they will rattle out⌠LOL
