Lighten Up!

Spam is getting lazy…

I hope you’re doing well. My name is Sales34, and I work with Zhejiang Wuxing Furniture Co., Ltd., a chair manufacturer based in Anji, China—often called the heart of China’s chair industry.

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An ode to influencers, with one instance of NSFW language. Sound on.

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… and so a new Ice Age is born …

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This was so annoying I couldn’t even watch to the end.

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When the internet and common sense don’t coincide —

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According to clickbait articles, everything I’ve ever done in my life was wrong.

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In my case I HATE when those articles are right – and I have the scars to prove it…

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So there is a chance the internet was right ? (this time)
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Always let middle school boys proofread everything

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Starting today, you are already enrolled in Fulfillment by Amazon (FBA) Purchaseless Delivery. Existing listings will be available to customers as a no purchase required option.

With this program, you’ve granted customers your product without having to purchase, saving you the fees associated with payment processing, the hassle of depositing money into a bank, and taxes associated with being profitable. You simply pay FBA storage fees and a small shipping fee and we send the product. Customers were extremely satisfied with the pilot program so we’ve extended it to everyone.

To unenroll in FBA Purchaseless Delivery:

  1. Run out of Stock.
  2. Go out of business.
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Please be aware this thread is not locked. We would prefer you not give Amazon ideas.
Thanks for your consideration.
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Slowly deflating? I need to get a new scale…

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Harsh. Possibly true, but harsh nonetheless…

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Do they play Barry White?

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Does AMAZON have a backup plan just in case? From my somewhat weird tastes on Facebook –

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