Wife and I go out to a restaurant …
Hostess … “How many?”
Me … " One and a half" … pause look at the wife … “Well maybe one and a third”
Hostess … chuckles
Wife … “Never mind him … he’s just bald and senile”
With us … it’s who can toss the last punch line (joke).
I’ve heard reports of a hijacking of a shipment of Viagra in NJ.
Police say that if you spot the truck, call them. Do not approach, as they suspect it was stolen by a group of hardened criminals.
I’m just gonna stop reading this thread.
5 posts were split to a new topic: Handwriting, or whatever happened to cursive
Which one is Ringo?
If I could just find a way to have this ‘virus’ that would go to all the ‘I’ve done nothing wrong’ posters on Amazon this would be perfect –
Zero? … Heck I stopped at negative 189 … when I stopped admitting that I had done all of those twice and was about to admit doing them all three or more times.
The Big Bang Theory isn’t a theory to us … it was a fact of life back then.
I got zero. I really am ancient. 
Ok, I quickly got a “0” though this brought up so many “stories” associated with each item.
This is “Lighten Up” so I will not post my thoughts here. Though writing it is worthy of a book, if people today could read more than a sentence on a cell phone app.
In New England we call it, and my kids call me “Wicked Old” and yes they are correct.
I scored a one, never recorded music to a cassette. But it gets nullified because I still use a paper phone book at both home and work.
I scored 4 points.
But that was for items 7-10, so probably doesn’t count.
In reality, at least 2 of these I’ve done within the last year!
