We have fairly nice silk and plastic plants these days.
Since I work in the dungeon (basement) they would just gather dust and cobwebs. Besides that, they would occupy shelf space I need for all the valuable papers and inventory I have stacked around here. /S 
I think Hans had a falling out over this.
How can you tell it is AI?
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The only thing worse than a pun is a bad pun (which is all puns).
I’ve seen this before. My response is always the same:
I don’t own a car. Who’s funny now? 
Now we understand why your spouse runs around yelling …
... shhhh ... listen ... in chorus ...
" LOCK HIM UP !!! TOSS HIM OUT !!! LOCK HIM UP !!! TOSS HIM OUT !!! "
Must be a WAGONeer owner… 
Boy howdee! My husband does a few things just because they annoy me. I know it. And I get annoyed anyway.
Same with Whozzit. I ignore him, but he asks, “Did you hear me/see that?” Then he tries a joke which I’ve heard at least 4000 times and is older than our combined ages — and when I ignore him again, he’ll start doing Stupid Husband Tricks. Eventually I have to laugh, or he’ll go on forever.
Marriage is weird, or maybe it’s just Whozzit.
My wife generally just gets even (more or less).
@meredithbead – "I ignore him, but he asks, “Did you hear me/see that?” "
My wife looks at me and says “I didn’t hear you” and when I start to repeat it she stops me and says “I heard you, I was just giving you a chance to NOT say it again…”
Which I proceed to ignore and repeat whatever bugged her…