That sign doesn’t work in LA … all lanes are slow traffic …
Have you ever hit a pothole so hard that your vehicle went !@#$%^&*&^%$#@!@???
Well, I did Monday:
No damage and everything worked next drive, but I reported it to the DOT pothole repair portal… The response had to be written by Amazon:
All I can see is “The Concerned Department” lol
Flying cats, at that.
Sigh…
At least it’s not a pun.
We’ll never get the grandkids to stop horsing around in the bathroom now … that foot butt flusher will keep them busy for hours …
That may be one of the stupidest ideas I have ever seen demonstrated. Old people do not need a challenge in that area. Arriving without incident for all those middle of the night visits is a never ending series of "whew, made-it"s. This invention would cerainly put an end that!
Upon further reflection (and being now somewhat awake) – that must just be a photoshop joke*.
I am not sure I could be seated without catastrophe, but if I could, I certainly could not dismount.
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*But maybe not. Perhaps just further from the same Young People who use 4 point font for complicated instructions. Where you search with a very good magnifier just trying to find what portion of this 3 by 6 foot broadsheet contains the English instructions.
Before being let loose on the world I would like to see them have to do a six month stretch as an old person.
We finally got our taxes done for the year. We owed a little bit so we sent a note along explaining that Amazon had us on a strict DD+7 program and that, because of it, we would be sending our owed money following this DD+7 program. Therefore … they could expect our payment 7 years after this years tax papers are delivered to them.
Nice.
See you in prison 
Add in “Used a keypunch machine” and I’m still at zero.
