I’ve had teachers do that on exams. Never bothered me.
Also, kudos on no puns 
That would definitely mess with my mind.
Like the coin tossing in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
Love when people know that one.
I would have loved it if that was by Gilbert and Sullivan…
Love that movie!
One of the few plays I have attended – high school field trip to the Ashland, Oregon Shakespearian festival.
At least your delivery concerns aren’t THIS bad?
Excuse me, sir? Um… the moon just filed an INR claim…
More impressively, the customer’s insurance is covering it, so surely the customer’s insurance is going to go after Blue Origin’s insurance. New Amazon account surcharge coming: “oops we missed the orbit.”
At least the rocket got close. Space insurance covers losses incurred during or after a flight; so the time that the SpaceX rocket blew up on the pad, the satellites aboard were not covered, as it never cleared the launch gantry.
If you want to learn more about the failed Blue Origin launch (not really funny, but it’s already on this thread)
Frankly, considering that they’re still testing stuff out, I’m surprised they didn’t wait for weather to change so they could launch the other direction; although not sure if that mattered in the end.
Here in WI the George Webb restaurant chain gives away free burgers when the Brewers win 13 games in a row. People were lined up around the block last year!
I want them to do that if the METS lose 13 in a row! The Twins put #12 in the books yesterday and their PR department posted this - 
I’m starting a petition to get puns banned in the community guidelines.