Would that be like Pun Control Legislation? Because when puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns.
Noooooo, thatās probably a quarter of my communication skills!
Banning puns is a slippery slope to taking sarcasm and movie quotes
Keep your filthly paws off puns you damn dirty ape!!!
Wouldnāt it be better worth your time and effort to just start Pun Posters Anonymous?
Sure, in theory, sureā¦
But the first step is admitting you have a problem, and I suspect in this crowd the number of takers for my generous offer would be a null set.
This especially for you.
If a pun is a play on words, can you have a pun with no words?
So what you are saying is that you would prefer having an anti-advocate program like Dun with Puns.
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Who says poking a bear canāt be fun?
I am ashamed to say, that took far longer than it should have. 
ooohh a ādouble entendreā:
Done with Puns (did it with puns)
Done with Puns (donāt want to do it with puns anymore)
TouchƩ, my friend - well played!
Now get thee in yon tumbrel, villein, as the Queen of Hearts has now want of ye presenceā¦
Yes, and they sadden me.
Deep Thought AI, what does it mean when my wife says everything is fine?
After 7.5 million yearsā¦ 42.
Iāll just take this chance to mention that, while my favorite version of this is the 1980s BBC television series, the original radio program is also very good, and can be found on archive.org (at least, it could when I downloaded it years ago). Well worth the listen.
Personally, I had to stop reading Adams; it started to seem sensible (I think the breaking point was thinking in my head "Of COURSE itās a Davenport; a chaise lounge wouldnāt make any sense!)
I spot the blue-footed boobiƩ there
A number of years ago (when I actually had some money) we went to the Galapagos for a small ship cruise ā maybe 30 people on the ship.
Lonesome George was still alive and we hit a number of islands. It was fun grossing out the Grandkids when we were showing them āblue footed boobiesāā¦
