Lighten Up!

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… so you are currently 30 miles northwest of Miami FL?

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As you already know … before her 1st cataract surgery, I looked like a young Brad Pitt. After her 1st cataract surgery, I looked like an older George Clooney.

Today after her 2nd cataract surgery … when she came out, she said “Well hello Elmer Fudd”.

If you know, you know


Not really a joke (well, maybe it is) but so that we know for whom do we work for

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We did public trade shows for years and our one booth always had a big trash can right across from us, flat square top with four openings and no doors. Invariably, come lunchtime, there’d be families huddled around the trash cans, using its flat top like a picnic table. When one family left, the next up would grab this prized piece of real estate. The thought of doing this was so foreign to me that I would look on in amazement.

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My dog could spell. He actually figured out what I meant when I talked about going for a W-A-L-K. He would start wagging his tail. But then I had to take him for a walk.

Ohhh so can ours. But the house hound had a blast at the amusement park yesterday. Even was allowed on a ride (dog friendly amusement park with water bowls everywhere). But it did interrupt nap time so we got some power naps in.

My daughter has been a vegetarian for something like 35 years. To save the bees so she can eat I try to do “No Mow May” which irritates the hell out of my wife – she wants the lawn cut. This year I would have needed to bale hay the first week – already headed for the third mowing next week!

I tried to resist but just couldn’t…

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I love the dogs shaking in the background.

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Scientists have just determined the sharpest substance known to humanity.

Baby elbows. 8% sharper than obsidian.


When AI writes the headline, summary, and chooses a picture.

Yeah

Substitute toddler for baby, and Yes! It’s not so much the sharpness, it’s how many they have – and that’s just elbows. Knees are in there too. Grandpa on the recliner napping, not knowing that a toddler has just started their launch. Not safe in your own home.