Every time I open my Amazon account page to look for orders or (ughhh) messages.
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That made us laugh …
We did have a boxer that didn’t bark at much of anything. He was so stealth that he would wait until someone got right up to the door or gate before he let loose with his deep bark. We saw many of people about sh## their pants and jump back 10 feet when he did that.
Little did they know that his deep bark was nothing more than saying “Hey I am here … come pet me.” He was a gentle mini giant.
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Many years ago we had a German Shepherd who I once watched deliberately set up a surprise bark “attack” on a couple approaching. We were on an upstairs balcony and were able to watch. He saw them, moved behind a hedge and waited. It was clearly deliberate – no actual aggression planned, but he certainly intended that big surprise. It sure worked.
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But what about the customers that have only two hands? How will they know if they can use this line??? 
(I’ll also add, that background doesn’t look like any Wal-Mart I’ve ever been in…)
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We only have 15 items … yes each of those items is in a quantity of 20 or more … but there are only 15 items …
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I don’t have much imagination apparently. I see a cat with someone poking them with their finger. Going to need bandages if they don’t knock it off…
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I see Mr T. I’m not sure which part of my brain that uses.
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What do I see – well the finger poking cat thing, but if I sort of pull back (ignoring cat’s head and shoulder area) – I see a black and white image of bearded man with a slightly lopsided beret
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If Monty Python had been involved in Amazon, that one song would be very different…
Lovely Scam! Wonderful Scam!
Lovely Scam! Wonderful Scam
Sca-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Sca-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Sca-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Sca-a-a-a-a-a-a-am
Lovely Scam! (Lovely Scam!)
Lovely Scam! (Lovely Scam!)
Lovely Scam!
Scam, Scam, Scam, Scam!
(the spam song)
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That’s exactly what I see too!
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Happy Friday!
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