I’d find this hilarious if it weren’t for one teensy-weensy sticking point.
ALL of our FBA Inbound Shipments are nicknamed Josh. 
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Not enough Bling.
But otherwise, yeah, I see that too.
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I see a rabbi in yarmulke
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MY wife REALLY watches a lot of the cooking shows even though she gets home so late she seldom has time to cook (and has decided that I am clueless about it) and this reminds me of every show where they have to use an anti-griddle…
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Let’s call this “OH NO YOU DIDN’T”…
True stories forever etched into a failing memory bank…This happened when my kids at home were ages 2 and 4…
So, at luncheon in the jail cafeteria (for employees!), sitting across from two shrinks I worked with , sharing my thoughts on some topic I can’t recall, I stretched my arms across the table and methodically cut the meat on shrink’s plate into bite size bits while I talked. He said nothing until I had gotten down to the next to the last cut, when he asked in a low, calm, psychiatrically neutral tone…“what are you doing?”…
OK, anyone else care to share?
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My daughter (the attorney) was in line at Aldi one morning when her then 5 year old was upset about something. The clerk asked what was the matter and my granddaughter said she was unhappy because Mom had to go to jail that afternoon…
Hasty explanation that she had to see a client. 
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From mine (long ago)
My husband and I were eating at a fast food restaurant at a busy time of day so it was filled, with a fairly high general noise level. Suddenly, crystal clear, above the hubbub came a small child’s voice, “That’s not garbage, that’s french fries!”
I cracked up – I never said it, but my husband often said things like “Eat your xxx before you eat the rest of that garbage”
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Too late for an edit – my memory failed me. The collection was called “Why Teachers Drink” (not weep)
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