Patience! Get your patience! Naps! I got 1 hour, 2 hour, 30 minutes! No drooling guaranteed! Last minute that isn’t rushed! No emergencies or your money back!
Not so sure about “useless”. Seems to have the perp pinned. 
I mean works for me every time I see doggo, I want to cuddles
Mrs. Dogtamer long thought the same, but apparently I left the commode seat up one too-many times, and got sent to the doghouse.
Had to expand and redesign her Master Bath with the addition of another toilet, a bidet, and an urinal to get out of that kerfuffle… 
I attribute my long marriage to always having separate bathrooms, and now, separate bedrooms.
Wish we’d bought a country house years ago.
Ya gotta suck really hard on those pipes
Yep … got to know how to do that just to survive on those LA freeways (aka … rush hour parking lots) …
OMG I have now officially seen everything in my lifetime. 
So … does that mean you would have selected the Myself box?
(personally, we have seen a lot and expect to see more in our lifetime …)
Reality, yes, I would have. If I were alive. I just cant figure out what I would have done if I had passed away and could not answer.
Though my dry sense of humor, I hope that I could have reached out from the grave.
This is the county in which Nisha and I grew up in, and got married in. We both dealt with parents passing away in that county
This seems like one of the more straightforward choices for what their forms are like.
Future Amazon programmer.