A little dark humor given what day it is…
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In case you might have missed this, it may be the BEST political ad that is NOT a political ad in the history of the world…
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Sometimes the idea of free room and board sounds tempting if someone is beyond the ‘normal stupid’ range though…
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Imagine @Dogtamer going to prison, I just don’t think they serve rutabagas.
That said, as a vegetarian, I think I may be screwed, note to self behave, or eat the food that eats what I eat.
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You’re gonna eat… yourself?
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Just sharing a few jokes.
A scientist is giving a talk about the Sun.
“We estimate the Sun will burn out in 10 billion years.”
A terrified-looking man stands up and asks in a quivering voice “How long did you say?”
“Ten billion years.”
“Oh, thank God”, said the man, “I thought you said 10 MILLION.”
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Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern
Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the
road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and
asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a silent nod of
thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk
with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently
at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she noticed a
brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
“What’s in the bag?” asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown
bag and said, “It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.”
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking
with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, “Good trade.”
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A sloth was climbing through the jungle canopy one day when he was set
upon by a gang of vicious snails.
The snails left him bleeding and confused at the bottom of a tree.
Several hours later, he summoned the strength to go to the police and
report the assault. He was asked by the desk sergeant to describe his
attackers.
He replied, “I don’t know what they looked like, it all happened so
fast.”
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True story…as a student nurse getting to k ow a psych patient on the inpatient ward, he seemed to warm up to me and didn’t seem disturbed. He then pulled out a guitar and sang to me “i’m being followed by a moon shadow “….
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Well, he knew his folk music – Cat Stevens before his conversion to Islam.
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