NSFE training transcripts that I definitely did not make up at all.

Surely, you jest - which would be hilarious if it didn’t smack so closely to the facts on the ground.

Mnny_Amazon’s 021225 discussion (edited, slightly, on 021126) “[Process Update] - Reporting Product Reviews” @ https: //sellercentral.amazon.com/seller-forums/discussions/t/a9a6200a-7df7-4bb8-8b48-dc2926031da5 has been linked to in the SAS before (link), and various members of the FMT-CMT have linked it in the NSFE over the ensuing 16 months; here’s a reproduction of the portion of that thread applicable to yet another AI hallucination that’s subsequently occurred with a more-recent post by Aria_Amazon, which itself is reproduced below this:

Manny’s embedded “Customer Service” link, found at (‘broken’ for Discourse display) https: //www.amazon.com/hz/contact-us/foresight/hubgateway, leads here:

Which is indeed the correct URL for the Buyer-side ‘Contact Us’ Home/Landing page; navigating there will in fact allow one to proceed through Manny’s step-by-step Product Review-reporting process.

On 061026, Aria made this reply to another NSFE discussion:

https://sellercentral.amazon.com/seller-forums/discussions/t/20d63524-bbe0-45d3-902a-2b06fb586346?postId=a48f7ba6-3cb1-4c20-94c3-4c1721a99306

For comparison w/ Manny’s tut, here’s the applicable portion of her post:

Aria’s embedded “Customer Service” link is this (again, ‘broken’):

https: //sellercentral.amazon.com/help/hub/support

Which is NOT the correct URL for the Buyer-side ‘Contact Us’ Home/Landing page; navigating there will NOT in fact allow one to proceed through Manny’s step-by-step Product Review-reporting process, as that’s not a current function of Seller Support.

Hey, Andy - how’s that feverishly-fervid embrace of Artificial Idiocy workin’ out fer ya, pal?