Don’t forget your pocket **** this holiday season!
If there’s a rooster buried under this snow, this could really get tawdry.
Apparently Amazon has NO IDEA how much time they are saving me by doing this — They apparently didn’t like being told they were control freaks and to bleep off. 
Reminds me of some speech or other –
Free at last, free at last… 
What ! You are one of the most helpful posters there (not that there’s a whole lot of competition)
So let me rephrase that. You are an exceptionally helpful poster.
Permaban? Naughty boy, what did you do? Did you tell some poor, innocent seller on their 4th account that shipping a note telling customers their package will arrive “soon” doesn’t count as completing a sale?
I don’t remember exactly since they removed the comment, but I think it was something along the lines of Amazon being control freaks. But it COULD have been a bit more direct.
Are you talking about the nice red angry face in the email from Amazon about “Your monthly FBM fulfillment performance overview”? I have one in mine indicating they are unhappy that I got things to buyers 2.9 days BEFORE the promised date.
Basically they want to SHAME us into accepting all their “help” and sign up for the AHT and all the other bells and whistles that give THEM more control over MY LIFE.
[Moderator Edit: removed inappropriate commentary]. I prefer to have at least some control over my business.
Thanks, but you guys are all going to need to step up your game and keep the rookies from committing account suicide!
“Indefinitely” 
Who am I going to follow now? … smh
You obviously have poor taste and a high pain threshold…
