Lighten Up!

https://post.bark.co/fun/why-puppies-are-and-always-shall-be-more-awesome-than-babies/

I do this ALL THE TIME and I have audience applause playing in the background!
Everyone gets a good laugh except the guy/■■■■■■■ the other end of the phone!

“Your morbid curiosity about the afterlife is scaring the children.”

Was a beautiful day in Indy for the 500.

It is a great event with a lively crowd. It is also amazing when 300,000 people can be absolutely silent for the playing of Taps in honor of those that made the ultimate sacrifice. Thank you to those armed service members and their families on this Memorial Day weekend.

OMG so true!! Laugh out loud funny! :rofl:

I remember reading in a Donald Westlake book where the protagonist was struggling to untie wet shoelaces. Westlake made the comment that wet shoelaces were one of our earliest hints that entering the world of adulthood might not be the magical cure to all troubles.